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19 March 201202:05PMlife

First of all, I lay claim to this:

Yes, it's that time again. And I had this whole post all semi-drafted between my head and my exercise book. It was going to be great. I was going to take all the rules from Zombieland, and adapt them to HvZ. I carefully decrapped my backpack, and wore my running shoes, and spent all day avoiding the most heavily used routes. And then a zombie ate my brains, when I wasn't expecting it.

So in lieu of all those rules, I present Rule Zero: CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

That is, if you actually want to stay alive. As you might expect, having your brainz eaten changes your perspective on life. Or... unlife, I guess. For one thing, all else becomes secondary to a burning desire to open skulls and eat the juicy deliciousness within. For another thing, you no longer have to live with a crushing sense of paranoia and cumbersome plastic guns. Zombiehood represents freedom, and if you want to get the most out of life- er, unlife, you should embrace it.

So tomorrow, I will not be wearing running shoes. I will be carrying my Gameboy in my backpack for no good reason, and I will take whatever the hell route I want around campus. Because unlife is too short not to enjoy the little things.

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