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17 January 200810:23AMrants

Here is an email I got and my response to it. Read and learn, forwarders. Ironically enough the message had over 50 recipients... some people never learn.

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On Jan 10, 2008 10:28 AM, Some random wrote:

I KNOW THAT I USED TO SEND SPAM BUT NOW I THINK ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK >SO COULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE STOP SENDING THEM JUST DELETE THEM AND IM GETTING >INTO TROUBLE AT SCHOOL FOR SENDING THEM TO EVERYONE. AND I AM VERY SORRY THAT I >HAVE BEEN SENDING THEM TO EVERYONE AND I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL NOW THAT OTHER >PEOPLE SEND THEM TO YOU!!! SO THAT IS WHY I HAVE STOPED SENDING THEM AND THAT IS >WHY YOU SHOULD STOP! JUST THINK HOW ANNOYING IT HAS BEEN FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE >SENDING THEM TO YOU SO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IF YOU DONT >I WILL DELETE YOU FROM MY CONTACTS AND I AM SERIOUS EVEN IF YOU ARE MY BESTEST >FRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!

Ok, seriously?

1) I don't even know you. So I don't give a rats stinky behind whether you delete me from your contacts or not.
2) In case you weren't aware, typing using CAPS LOCK ON ALL THE TIME is not a cruise control for cool, in fact it makes your messages harder to read and therefore more likely to be ignored (the opposite effect to what you wanted). It is also considered bad manners, sort of like shouting.
3) I'm not surprised you got in trouble. Did you know that over 90% of the email on the internet is spam and forwards? That means 90% of your (or your school's, or your work's, or whoever) internet bill is being spent on useless garbage which most people delete anyway. So do us all a favour and in future send emails to one person at a time, and only if they're really worth it.
4) I doubt that you're very bright, so I'll summarise it all in simple language for you: Yes. Forwards Suck. You too suck, for slowing down the internet with piece-of- crap personality tests and love forwards and all that other bulldust.

-- Rockwell

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