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Virus Alert!

18 December 200711:31PMrants

OMG!

This is like the worst virus ever cuz some retard on See-Enn-Enn said so and it was classified as the worst fake virus ever by some guy!

THIS IS FOR REAL GUYS!

If you get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese" under no circumstances should you open it or else it will download a virus called o56mfg1337.exe to your hard disk. At this point you should commit suicide because your life will no longer be worth living. SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS VIRUS IS REALLY BAD! First it will forward hundreds and hundreds of fake virus emails and dumb-ass forwards to everyone you know and a lot of people you don't, thus making you a permanent social retard! Then it will email all of your porn to your mum, dad, school headmaster and great-great-great-grandsister. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! It can reconfigure your CD or DVD drive into a planet destroying laser beam and start blasting all the planets starting at Pluto and working its way past Alderaan to Tatooine and then to EARTH!!! Then it will mail all your credit card details to Norton and request a spam filter set to block any email with more than one FW: in the subject because Bill Gates and Microsoft and CNN have classified them all as the WORST F***ING THING EVER!

Pretty terrible virus, eh?!

And the worst part is, ITS ALL REAL!

Here's the CNN clip for the press release!

Watch it at your peril!

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK1agiw1wE

PS: FORWARD THIS MESSAGE ON TO EVERYBODY or you will DIE OF CANCER and have 16.3 years of BADD BADD LUCK IN YOUR LOOOOOOVE LIFE!

That is all.

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